Monday, February 2, 2015

Cannon’s Last Stand (after T. B. Read)




Still in the house at break of day
Bringing to Cannon fresh dismay;
The a-frightened Unc’ with a shudder bore
Down on his gavel as ne’er before
Trying to silence the howl and roar
Feeling the battle still held to the floor,
And Taft 500 miles away.

And wider still the billows of war
Thundered along the horizon’s bar,
And longer yet into Washington rolled
The roar of that bedlam uncontrolled,
Making the blood of the listener cold,
As he thought of the stake in that fiery fray,
And Taft in Chicago, far away!

But there is in peace, as well as war,
A noble use of a big cigar;
Which pointing skyward to the rising sun
Like the snout of a disappearing gun,
His enemies quailed a moment then
Until he got his breath again,
Though Taft was still far away.

Still came those hot words from west to south,
The dust like smoke from the Cannon’s mouth,
Like the tail of a comet faster and faster
Foreboding to insurgents the nation’s disaster.
The hearts of the slaves, the hearts of the master
Were beating like butters a-butting their walls,
Or stamping like stallions within their stalls;
The nerves of the opponents strained to full play,
With Taft in Chicago, far away.

Under his glaring eye the fight
Passed on to the morning from the night;
Passin’ on until the noonday hour was come
With Uncle beat out but in the game.
“Alas!” He cried, “I cannot hold out!
These rebels will soon put me to rout;
How different ‘twould be,” he was heard to say
“If Taft was only on deck today.”



Hurrah, hurrah for Uncle Joe!
Hurrah, hurrah for friend and foe!
Fighting, charging maided alone
Vainly trying to hold his own,
And when their pictures go on the wall
Under the dome of the Capitol
Be it said in letters both bold and bright:
“This is the man who lost the fray
Because Taft was 500 miles away!”

Feb. or March, 1910




Life



Life is what we make it.
     Make it pure an’ sweet;
They’s enough uv bitter,
     Make it good tur eat.
Mix it up with kindness,
     Ste’d uv usin’ gall;
Bake it in the sunshine,
     Pass it roun’ to all.

                       

Feb. 2, 1896
Pub. in B. Courier

Feb. 9, ‘96 

On the Way!



What’s the matter? Feelin’ blue?
Calculations knocked askew?
If that’s what is ailin’ you
     Cheer up I say;
Take an optimistic view;
Gray skies always turn to blue,
Devil always gits his due;
Let me whisper this to you:
     “Spring is on the way!”

Woodchuck seen his shadder? Cert!
Hiked ag’in into the dirt;
Left you feelin’ glum an’ hurt?
     The deuce, you say!
Winter’s only six weeks more;
Fishin’s better than e’er before,
No occasion to feel sore,
Kick ol’ trouble through the door,
     Spring is on the way!

Feb. 3, ‘10




Poets Made in Missouri


(A course in writing poetry is to be established at the University of Missouri – News)


O the golden chance awaiting
     Poets born this latter day!
Or the generations wanting
     To be poets, I should say.
O the goodness of Missouri,
     Where they soon will have a school
That will make a first class poet
     Of a scholar or a fool!

How the poets used to struggle,
     Writing verses at the plough!
How they wrought, the odds against ‘em,
     But it will be easy now.
College doc’s, then why not poets?
     Greatest scheme I ever heard;
Poets simply built to order –
     O, Missouri, you’re a bird!

Feb. 2, 1910




Looking for Airships



I never saw an airplane,
     Though people say they’ve been around;
But if one I should want to spy
I wouldn’t turn my gaze on high,
     But rather I’d look on the ground.


Feb. 2 or 3, ‘10




Sunday, February 1, 2015

His Choice


I’d rather be right,
     I’d have you know,
Than President
     Of Mexico!

Feb.2, 1913
Pub. Mar. 5, ‘13

NY Sun 

A Good Fellow



My friend is a good, good fellow,
     Whatever you say of him;
You may call him cheap, and yellow,
     Or lazy up to the brim.
He’s white, he’s true and he’s worthy,
     I shall stick to him through ill;
What more can I say? Slur him you may,
     He’s a good, good fellow still.

The world looks on a good fellow,
     As easy, and weak and slow;
Las, unambitious and mellow
     Without any snap or go.
Perhaps there are such, I know not,
     My friends are good fellows all,
They’ve plenty of grit, shrewdness and wit,
     And keep far out from the wall.

Ah! Give me a good, good fellow,
     Whatever the world may say;
His heart not his head is mellow,
     I know where he stands today.
Good-hearted and kind and gentle,
     A fighter when treated ill;
The world may deride, but not decide –
     Give me a good fellow still.


Jan. 27, ‘09 

A Song For The Boer



A song for the Boer, whose simple heart
     Beats warm for its native land;
A song for the Boer whose martyred gore
     Stains proud Victoria’s land.

A song for the Boer who steals at night
     Back home to his babe and wife;
Who prays to God for his weeping sod,
     Then back to the morning’s strife.

A song for the Boer, who prays and fights,
     A plea for his threatened land;
O God of Mars, uphold his cause,
     And stay the murderer’s hand!


Feb. 1, 1900 


“Mousie”



There’s a mousie in mama’s big pantry,
     Mischievous and cunning is he;
He nibbles and eats from pastry and sweets,
     And capers about in his glee.
He gets in the jam and the sugar,
     And oftimes a cookie does take;
He’s there every day, I mama’s away,
     But never a sound does he make.

But mousie doesn’t live in the pantry,
     He can open the door himself;
Can walk on two feet, and reach very neat,
     With a chair the uppermost shelf.
He lives with his papa and mama,
     His name you don’t want me to speak?
O’ then very well, his name I won’t tell,
     But – goodness, there’s jam on your cheek!


Feb. 1, 1900 


The Ill Starred Granite State (or Burning of...) (May 18, 1883 )



*


‘Twas on the fair Connecticut
     One early summer morn;
And scudding clouds of fog swept past
     Pursued by coming dawn.

The staunch old steamer Granite State
     Moved slowly up the tide;
And anxious eyes searched carefully
     The hills on either side.

And skillfully they guided her
     Around each curve and bend.
To run ashore and sink that morn,
     Was not to be her end.

Ah, no; a fate awaited her
     Which seamen, landsmen dread.
“The ship’s afire! A house afire!”
     Are cries too often spread.

East Haddam dock was slowly reached,
     The fog rose thin and higher;
And then a watchful officer
     Discovered her on fire.

And mid the trumpet shouts of me,
     And hiss of lively steam,
And rattling o the clanking pumps
     She swung across the stream.

“The passengers! The sleeping ones!
     Must first be got ashore.”
And officers and willing crew,
     Amid that awful roar

Of seething flames and frantic shouts
     Of frantic human souls,
Did all within their given power
     To bear them to the shoals.

And yet, as if it needs must be,
     As if by heaven planned,
Three of that number were destined
     To never reach the land.

And then as if some magic hand
     Swept down the hills between,
The fog was lifted and the sun
     Shone brightly o’er the scene.

A scene appalling tho’ ‘twas grand,
     With rolling smoke and steam;
A leaping, dancing line of flame
     Adrift upon the stream.

The officers were last to leave,
     They safely reached the bank;
And she, the ill-starred steamer struck
     Lord’s Island, then she sank.

Feb. 1, 1892
Pub. in Conn. Valley Ad.
(*Not sure if the same ship = more likely the State of New York, as the Granite State was burned to the water line.)
see:



New York Times on May 18, 1883:
THE GRANITE STATE BURNED TO THE WATER’S EDGE.
PASSENGERS AND CREW FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES—DEATH BY FIRE AND DROWNING—GALLANT RESCUES AND NARROW ESCAPES—TWO LIVES CERTAINLY LOST.
HARTFORD, May 18.—-The steamer Granite State was burned at Goodspeed Landing this morning. The steamer went up to the dock apparently all right at 4:30 o’clock in broad daylight. The Dock-master took the head and midship hawsers and fastened them to piles as usual and noticed nothing wrong. Even the clerk of the boat at that moment had discovered nothing, but three minutes later the boat was full of smoke and soon the flames were under way. A fireman first discovered the fire at the head of the boiler and tried to put it out by bringing a hose to bear upon it, but there was too much heat and flame for him to remain and he ran for his life. The clerk, Mr. Silloway, as soon as he saw the danger, rushed to the state-room hall and aroused the passengers, who speedily sought the lower deck. The boat meanwhile had not reached the pier, but was a few feet away, with both lines still fast.
The engineer had been compelled to flee, and the bell-cords connecting with the pilot-house were burned. There was no control of the machinety[sic], and a stiff northerly wind was blowing and the tide was strong ebb. The steamer was too far away from the wharf to make the gang-planks of service, and 20 men on board seized the midship hawser and by superhuman efforts pulled the boat near enough to get the plank out, but in doing this the forward hawser broke and the vessel swung off. There was time, however, for a major part of those on board to go ashore, but some were in, the bow of the boat and could not get below. These jumped into the river, and from 15 to 20 men and women were struggling in the waves. Small boats were swamped. Then a ferry-boat was brought up and all then in the water were saved….
Clifford L. Main, a young man living in New-Haven, was married in that city Wednesday evening, and went to New-York that night by boat on his wedding trip. He took the Granite State last night to come to Hartford to visit his brothers. He and his wife succeeded in partially dressing and went into the hall from their state-room, encountering a good deal of smoke, but they got to the forward part of the vessel and there watched the chances of escape. Mr. Main could not swim, but as the boat had swung off he found he must go into the water. He grasped his wife firmly around the waist, jumped into the stream, and succeeded in catching hold of a hawser, but it broke and they both sank. Three times they went below the surface together. The last time Mr. Main lost the hold on his wife, as he was nearly exhausted. He found himself clinging to one of the wheel paddles without knowing how he came there. The body of his wife was recovered this afternoon.


(Although this comes from a site re: the same ship, there were numerous ships with that name.)

The shape in the water is the remains of the Granite State Steamer which burned at East Haddam in May of 1883 and was towed to this spot in Old Saybrook, CT.

Dreams



The longin’ which a feller hez
     Tur “laze” beside a stream,
An’ fish away a summer day
     May be an idle dream.

But I would like to say right here,
     Ef thet is what it seems,
My life could be a nightmare, see,
     Without them kind o’ dreams.



Feb. 1, 1899
Sports Afield,

April, ‘99 

Fisherman’s Luck



Sitting in a leaky boat,
Aching neck and scorching throat,
Clinging on a fish-pole tight,
Waiting for a little bite,
              Am I.

All my “castles” for a year,
As the sunsets disappear.
Not a scale, so o’er I chuck
Pole and line and c___s the luck,
              Goodbye.



Feb. 1, 1891

Pub. in Camb. Press