Pressings

 

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1                                                    Cam. Press

“PRESS”–INGS.

 

The above title does not mean that we have to press extra hard to bring these items out, but that we have to press the editor all-fired hard to get them printed.

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We would like to enquire if the Cambridge circuit is a round trip?

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No wonder an Evening Post or an Evening Telegram won’t pay. Nothing Democratic is paying now. Of course the d---l is to pay, as usual, but he is always on their side and so that is to be expected.

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“RUBEN” REVISED.

Wilson, Wilson, I’ve been thinking,

What a good world this would be,

If that “bill” should be transported

Far beyond the Northern sea.

       JOE CONE.  

June 2, ’94.

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2                    July 7, ‘94

PRESSINGS.

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When cars are late and people wait,

They murmur loud and deep;

But when one comes along “just right,”

You hear no grateful peep.

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New York needs a Parkarst, but Cambridge only a park.

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When people tell you to “go hire a hall,” rest assured they make no reference to Tammany.

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Felix – Do you think, Madge, that the average minister is a benefit to the community?

Madge – Well-er-perhaps all of them are not a benefit to the community, as a whole; but to individuals, young people, you know, they are indispensable, and Felix kicked himself all the way home for asking such a question.

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A friend writes asking our opinion of rats. To this question we have no reply to make, but if he had added a C, making it “Crats,” we could speak volumes.

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A sign of better times: “J. Hunter Openface, First Class Watch Repairer.”

JOE CONE.  

 

 



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PRESSINGS.

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HOW ABSURD.

And it came to pass in a certain town

      Of rare municipal fame,

For enforcing the law (and that’s what he’s for),

      The mayor, poor man, was to blame.

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Now then for a song, “After the Strike is Over.”

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“Or course all presses are nice, but I think the Cambridge press is the nicest,” said the summer girl. Wonder how she knew?

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Practice holding the breath for three minutes, then you will be better prepared to meet the nearly overlapping fragrance when you come to the end of Craigie Bridge, going from Cambridge to Boston.

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A word to young men: before letting yourselves become entangled in a serious courtship, find out, if possible, if the old gentleman ever belonged to the college eleven. It might save you from “backsliding,” you know.

– JOE CONE.  

July 21, ‘94

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PRESSINGS.

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The fire alarm will often bring

      From bed a score of men;

Who, when their own alarm clock rings,

      Will fall asleep again.

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It will need no broom to make a clean sweep this year, and for some years to come; the same old Republican broom will do it.

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And now a Cambridge man has actually found fault because the streets were watered too much! But I forgot to say, he is a bicyclist and has no real estate.

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If no other good has come out of the Senate, the people have seen enough of them to keep them out of any future rapid transit commission.

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The Cambridge parsons now, in order to get the good will of the young people once more, ought to try to force the druggists to give a larger glass of soda for five cents.

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During the last State election, Governor Greenhalge said something to this effect in Union Hall: “Although we cannot stop the Democrats from passing such a bill, we can, by making a big showing at the polls, say to them, ‘go slow!’” Heavens! but haven’t they been slow?

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TO J. B. W.

Don’t be afraid to shoot a line

      Of poetry in the PRESS;

The law is off, and you could hit

      A verse or two, I guess.

JOE CONE.

Aug. 18, ’94.

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PRESSINGS.

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What makes the Democrat just now

      Improve each shining hour,

By gathering all the “sweet” he can

      From each politic flower?

Because he knoweth soon that he

      Won’t any longer be a bee!

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Democrat (who has been trying to defend his party) – O, let up; haven’t we suffered enough already?

Republican – No; but too many honest Republicans have.

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The sugar trust is said to have lots of sand; it will be well to examine your sugar before using.

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Greely – After all, there are lots of generous fellows in Cambridge.

Gramm – How so?

So many of them are going to “allow” their names to go on the next election ticket.

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HE SAVED HIMSELF.

Mrs. Jellus – Do you admire bloomers on women who ride the wheel?

Her Husband – I do not know; I – you see, I always turn my head when I see them coming.

Mrs. Jellus – I knew you were a darling old fellow.

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We would be as glad as anybody to see business take a bloom once more, but do not be deceived; most of these Democratic newspaper booms are all smoke and no noise.

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HE PUT HIS FOOT IN IT.

He was a progressive young man and took a deep interest in Cambridge affairs. The other evening he met his girl in Central square and they started out for a love-r-ly stroll. A few moments passed, then his favorite theme entered his thoughts and he said: “Say, Jessie, do you believe in annexation?” The young lady stopped, looked ’round, then blushingly cried: “O, Harry, this is so sudden!”       

JOE CONE.

      Sept. 1, ’94.

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PRESSINGS.

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The Maine election plainly shows

Which way the little current flows.

Good Democrats, let party slide;

It’s easy swimming with the tide.

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Son – What is a political pot, father?

Father – A political pot, my son, is a large kettle into which a certain party casts the hacked-up remains of an opposing candidate for the purpose of stewing. When he is properly cooked, he is generously served by his opponents to the public at some rally.

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Reed and McKinley, McKinley and Reed, Thomas McKinley and William Reed, Reed McKinley and McKinley Reed, McReed and Kinley, or – O, which, how, what and when shall it be.

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It is a noticeable fact that in nearly all the reports of battles wherein China is worsted there is something said about Japan’s taking a mean advantage, etc. Poor little Jap! and yet they say all is fair in war.

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There isn’t a speck of truth in the report that the writer’s name has been mentioned in connection with the next mayoralty contest!

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How much more spicy Cambridge journalism could be made if one of the papers were Democratic.

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Boy – What is an old-line Democrat, pa?

Pa – An old-line Democrat, my son, is one who makes two lines, thus: “X,” instead of signing his name.

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A Boston Sunday paper recently asked a number of prominent clergymen to answer by letter the following question: “Are clergymen overpaid?” The question should have been asked of the congregation instead.

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Gladys – I shan’t go to Boston anymore and come home late at night.

Prudence – Why not?

Gladys – Well, if I walk, I always meet a lot of men who are full, and if I attempt to get on a car, that is full, too.

JOE CONE.

      Sept. 22, ’94.

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PRESSINGS.

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BOOMTOWN

There is a place called Boomtown, where business booms and booms;

The air is filled with racket from the hammers, wheels and looms;

They are calling loud for labor, of every size and kind,

And – O, you ask were is it? Why, it’s only in my mind.

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Sizer – A large gang of burglars entered a house in East Cambridge a few days ago.

Lizer – Is that so; whose house was it?

Sizer – Captain Fiske’s house of correction.

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Weeker – They say Cleveland is a man above his party.

Standbi – Yes, he is, officially.

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 Riddler – Policemen are not quarrelsome as a rule.

Punnuck – That is so; I had noticed that they are seldom ever in one.

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First Cambridgeite – How can three squares form a triangle?

Second Cambridgeite – It is impossible.

F. C. – Not at all; Harvard, Central and Inman.

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I would np more think of annexing Cambridge to Boston than I would of giving a pure and beautiful daughter of mine in marriage to a rum-scented and rum-disfigured man. This is a strong statement, but there is as much sense in doing one of the above as the other.

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       Oct. 20, 1894.

 

 




PRESSINGS.

8 Nov. 24, ’94.

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Our little wallet’s empty yet,

The same our cookey jar;

But neither’s quite so empty as

The average circuit car.

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“What is a name?” A good deal when you are selecting a Cambridge paper at the news stand. The PRESS catches the eye first, also the trade.

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“hill and wilson” should be the next presidential candidates.

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 The Bay State Brewing building has at last turned pale with shame.

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Heeler – Will you run for mayor?

Peeler – Bet your life I will; which way did he go?

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If it is so that the store keepers want license, thinking it will help their trade, they should look at both sides of the question. By gaining a little trade from the drinking man they might lose a great deal from the temperance man. They should remember that Cambridge, as it is, holds out large inducements for a good class of temperate people to locate here. Whose trade is the best?

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Mebbe it won’t be “Gov. Bancroft” some day; wait.

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“It is not good for man to be

      Alone,” he softly said;

“Better for women tho’,” said she,

      Then fell a silence dead.

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A Cambridge idea – There is no place like it.

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Do not worry; there will be one “W. A. B.” up for mayor this year.

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Mrs. Watsun (looking up from her paper) – I think now is the time prize fighting was stopped altogether.

Mr. Watsun – I don’t. You don’t? No. Why not? I wouldn’t want them to stop till they had killed one an other all off.

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O, no, no room have we for you

      You founts of ale and beer;

Stay o’er the bridge where you belong;

      You have no license here.

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Many, and I believe just complaints are heard from East Cambridge working people who wish to ride Cambridgeward, at the infrequency of cars of Cambridge street from five to six P.M. It will not matter how often cars are advertised to run, so long as that Lowell street route is continued they are liable to be late coming out anywhere from one hour to three days.

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“How to Make Boston Greater” was discussed in the Sunday Globe. Here is a way – Reduce the price of marriage licenses and don’t turn out the young man so early.

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The only difference between Dr. Parkhurst, and some of the other New York divines is, that while they were thinking over what ought to be done, he got up and did it.

CACOETHES SCRIBENDI.

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PRESSINGS.

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“D. J. Retlaw,” indeed, indeed,

      We had not long to falter;

We read it backwards and we found

      ’Twas simply old friend Walter.

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Tartar – My wife is saddest when she sings.

Billby -Strange she should sing then, isn’t it?

Tartar – No; you see, she wishes to be alone wen she sings.

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McPhunn – I’ve found a sure way to cure the blues.

DeSloe – How is that?

McPhunn – By making up jokes.

DeSloe – Why; do people laugh at them?

McPhunn -No; but I do myself.

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 In the swim – Fish.

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Rough on rats – Pussy.

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The West End Street Railway Company does first rate during heavy snows, for those who want to go lengthwise of the streets, but how about it for those who want to cross?

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A barkin dog may never bite,

A drunken tough may never fight;

But we hev got the right idee, –

We never heng eroun tur see.

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A flock of geese numbering about fifty, flew over Cambridge a few Sundays ago. They were tired, as their plaintive calls clearly told. Tired of what? There is but one thing in this country to be tired of just now, and that is the present administration at Wash., D. C.

Feb. 16, 1895.                   JOE CONE.

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[For the Cambridge Press.]

PRESSINGS.

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BY J. C.

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She says she loves me, truly,

      But will not be my wife;

But, “If I’ll be her husband,

      She’ll marry me for life.”

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“It’s mighty strange,” said Prater who went to the World’s Fair, and who has talked of nothing since, “how little interest people take in listening to the wonderful things I saw while in Chicago.”

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“I would like to get measured for a suit,” said the wag to the lawyer.

“All right,” said the lawyer, “just let me get the size of your bank book.”

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Stephen (thoughtfully) – Are you my sin, mamma?

Mamma (shocked) – Why no, Stephen, why do you ask?

Stephen – Well, you told me once that my sin would find me out, and when you found me out last night on the cookey business, I thought you must be my sin.

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Little drops of water,

      Little grains of grit;

On the floor in kitchen,

      Give my wife a fit.

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The sooner a fellow can make up his mind to “give,” in the place of “loan,” the sooner will begin his sweet and peaceful existence.

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Juber – I’ll be mighty glad when summer hats come round again.

Lee – Why so?

Juber – People can talk through them so much easier than they can through winter ones.

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In “Darkest” Cambridge – the Lower Port.

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If you have got a “Sweet Marie,”

And she is beautiful to see;

Don’t tell your chum, whate’er you do,

Lest he should learn to think so, too!

Mar. 30, ’1895.            CACOETHES SCRIBENDI.

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 June 29, 1895.             

PRESSINGS.

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SMALL BUSINESS.

“Ah, me; ah, me,” the maiden sighed;

“What joy t’would be to feel,

That we could use our bathing suits

To ride upon the wheel.”

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LOOKING BACKWARD.

Cambridge Teacher (in 1900) – Who was governor of Massachusetts in 1897?

First Scholar – Billy Russell.

Teacher – Next.

Second Scholar – Billy Bacroft.

Teacher – Right.

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WHY, YES.

Hass – I don’t think policemen should be allowed to ride upon our streetcars.

Bass – I do.

Hass – Why?

Bass – Naturally they are all beat out.

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WOMAN’S WAY.

Ganzey Boy – Dad’s taken a whole dose of Paris green.

Mrs. Ganzey – Heavens! What shall we do?

Ganzey Boy – Do? Do nothing! Wait till I’m done. Dad has taken a whole dose of Paris green out of the tater patch.

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The city resident has not the sweet notes of the song bird to fall upon his ear as he sits dreamily by the open window, but day by day the sweet notes of the would-be cornetist thrill his soul like unto the death wail of a stuck pig.

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THE COSTS OF TROUTING.

His outfit cost him a good round sum,

      And his guide to row him around;

And the fish he purchased in town at night

      Cost him twenty-five cents per pound.

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HOW OPINIONS WILL DIFFER.

Some people think drug stores oughtn’t be open at all on the Sabbath day, and others think they ought to be a little more open than they are at present.

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NO MORE STUDY FOR HER.

Wellis – Don’t you think you could learn to love me after a while?

Alice – I am all through my schooling days, sir.

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WHAT IT HAS COME TO.

Caller – Is the manager in?

Editor (referring to the office boy) – No sir; he’s just gone out on an errand; take a chair.

JOE CONE.

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PRESSINGS.

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“CAUGHT” WHILE PEEKING.

Upon her wheel I saw her steal,

      In costume to my liking;

She thought I slept, – instead I crept

      To see her do her byking.

But I was caught, (tho’ not a thought

      Had she that I were peeking;)

And soon as she appeared to me,

      Her answer I was seeking.

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Undated, but written on July 29, 1895.

 

 

 




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PRESSINGS.

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THE DAYS AND I.

Sweet summer days are past,

And scarlet spots ’mid brown and gold

Now thickly dot the hillside bold,

      And dying leaves fall fast.

My summer days have passed,

And streaks of gray now thickly dot

My once black hair, while from one spot

The dying threads fall fast.

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Between Central and Harvard squares, on Massachusetts avenue, there are 18 physicians, none on either side. And yet they say there isn’t much sickness in that quarter of the city.

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The Democrats made a clean sweep in ’92. In order to do it in ’96 they will have to get a new broom; they cannot do it with an old one – that is, Grover.

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It isn’t any longer, “What are your politics?” It is, “What paper do you read?”

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Old Cambridge – Where do you buy your coal?

Young Cambridge – Down at “Coal”man’s; where do you?

O. C. – Down at Trilby’s.        

Y. C. – Trilby, who’s Trilby?

O. C. – Why er, Proudfoot.

– JOE CONE.

Oct, 19, 95.  

 

 

 

 

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PRESSINGS.

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NO MARK DOWNS.

“A penny for your thoughts,” said he,

      Beside the fireside’s glow,

“I guess I’ll keep them sir,” said she,

      You value them too low.”

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Shades on an educated city! A new store on Cambridge street contained a sign recently which read: “Stationary and Piraticals For Sale.”

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Another one a little farther down the street had one, “Come in and Examining Goods.”

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“How much would you give to have the saloon brought back into Cambridge?” a resident asked his old friend Pat.

“Oi would give ivery cint o’ me wages, Oi would,” said Pat, smacking his lips; and his answer probably contained more truth than he really supposed.

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Now and then a store window shows signs of approaching Christmas, and already the small boy shows signs of becoming a better boy – for the time being.

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Five cents doesn’t buy a West End street car; it merely pays your fare from one point to another.

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Waggs – East Cambridge must be a good field for doctors and undertakers.

Dudle – Why so?

Waggs – There’s so much coffin there.

– JOE CONE.

_Nov 30, ’95.____ 

  

 

 

 

 




       Dec 5, 1895.         

PRESSINGS.

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Personal Points, Puns and Paragraphs.

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No, Agnes W., “Coach Lehman was not brought to Cambridge to run in opposition to the West End street cars.

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I go every year to do my Christmas shopping early so as “to avoid the rush,” but always find the rush there ahead of me.

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East Cambridge barbers are going to unite in charging twenty-five cents for a hair cut. Now this will do one of two things; it will either drive all the Johnnies out of Ward Three or else cause them to be mistaken for footballists in civilian clothes.

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Did you ever listen to one of the dialect conductors while coming out on a Cambridge street trolley? It goes something like this:

“Trans’f’ Station!”

“Secont Street!”

“Fourt’ Street!”

“Fift!”

“Sixt!”

“Eight’ Street!”

“Ellum – Ellum!”

“Trem – unt!”

“Pruspec’!”

But here I get out and walk.

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CASE FOR A GLOBE REPORTER.

This man is hard to understand,

      He puts my thought to rout;

I’ve never found him in, and so

      I cannot find him out.

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It is better to play the devil behind the footlights than behind the pulpit.

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Little Rastus Jones – Go in an’ ax mammy ef wese kin go skatin’ an’ I’se’ll give yer a piece ov my tutti-fruitti.

Little Clem Jones – Go away, Ras’ Jones, yo’ don’ play no gum games on dis yer chile.

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Nurse – The baby is cutting a tooth.

Young Mother – Heavens! Take away the knife!

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Miss Cerene – How very human is the voice of the violin.

Old Nervuss – How – inhuman, you mean.

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Is Miss Rappid really as bad as people say she is?                          Camb. Press, Dec. 5, 95.

No, my dear; nobody is quite so bad as people say they are.

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PRESSINGS.

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A Little Home-Made Fun.

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Of ups and downs our lives are full,

      How can a man feel gay?

With mercury a-going down

      And coal the other way.

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*       *       *       *

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NO TRUTH IN IT.

Is it true that Gouter is laid up with rheumatism?

No; rumor ’tiz.

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In league with the devil – The editor (if he has one)

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THE OLD QUESTION.

Chicagoite – Boston seems to have lost all sense of humor.

New Yorkite – Say, can anybody lose something they never had?

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Capt. Jack Crawford is necessarily the poet lariat of America.      

           _____ C. Press, Nov. 21, 96.

NO TRUTH IN IT.

While it is acknowledged that a cow makes good butter, it is also stated that a goat makes a better one.

 


 

 

 




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PRESSINGS.

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Not To Be Taken Too Seriously.

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Turkey, turkey, everywhere,

Turkey done and turkey rare;

Turkey browning on the stove,

Turkey roosting in the grove.

While our turkey is all right,

Europe’s turkey’s full of fight,

Killing, slaying host on host,

Like to see her get a Roast.

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Undated, but likely November, 1896

 

 


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        PRESSINGS. Camb. PPress

        _____            Dec. 19, ’96

Serious, Silly and Sentimental Stuff.

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PRESSINGS.

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REASON OF HIGH ART.

You ladies in the audience

      Are prone to wonder whyly

The girls upon the ballet stage

      Do kick so awful highly.

The reason I can well explain,

      In quatrains or in sonnets;

They kick thus highly so we men

      Can see above your bonnets.

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Undated, but from April 24, 1897.

 

 




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PRESSINGS.

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AT CRESCENT BEACH.

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Lovely Cambridge Girl – I’m going to bathe over there behind the rocks.

Cholly Looker – Aw, I guess I – I will follow suit.

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THE CHILLY HUB.

Herker – Why did Peary’s expedition start out from Boston, I wonder?

Fitt – O. they wished to get acclimated before reaching the Arctics, I suppose.

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RANK AS MEN.

New Woman Boarder – Ten dollars! But sir, you told me board was eight dollars for women and ten for men?

Landlord – But, madam, you wear bloomers and smoke cigarettes.

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A GOOD REASON.

Wonderite – Why does the West End always have white mail cars?

Press Man – So no one can get a case of “black-mail” against them.

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ONE OF THOSE HOT NIGHTS.

Cambridge Belle – Will you stick by me, dear, till death do us part?

Georgie – Yes, love, if the weather is always like it is now.

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BITS.

The main trouble with actors and writers nowadays is , they want to be professionals before they are amateurs.

Remember that the soft brown hair that you are continually praising looks better upon your sweetheart’s head than it would in a plate of soup.

A few “donts” for people who have the Klondike fever – Don’t, don’t, don’t go.

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Undated.

(Possibly circa July, 1897, as a letter printed on the reverse side resembles one sent to the NYT that month by the same person)



 

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PRESSINGS.

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A Little Home-Made Fun.

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An event took place not long since under my (rented) roof which brought out the following from a valued literary friend:

IRENE CLEVENSHIRE CONE.

Irene, how nice it is of you

To come right down out of the blue,

To ornament this world of grace

And take in love the warmest place.

Irene means peaceful, a delight;

Try to be peaceful, dear, at night!

Be a gay poet like your pa,

Be a good woman like your ma;

And I will send my grandson down

To spark the sweetest girl in town.

                        – James Bartlett Wiggin.

The “event” referred to was similar to the Cleveland – Marlborough events which startled the world not do very long ago, and which filled columns of the Yellow Department Sunday Journals. Our little affair didn’t raise an editorial in “The Gungawamp Hawkeye,” which, of course, made us feel put out. But that is the way of the world – and journal. Grover’s and Jook’s may have led ours in pounds sterling, but when it comes to pounds ad – why our little Hogan’s Alley girl made them feel small by many penny weights.

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False teeth – Those which won’t stick by you.

The weigh of the world (if you don’t watch it) – 14 ounces to the pound.

Net earnings – Fisherman’s wages.

Opposed to good government – The small boy.

In the twinkling of an eye – Mirth.

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Undated.

Irene Cone was born on Oct. 22, 1897.

 

 

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PRESSINGS.

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HALF  WAY.

A proposition I’ve to make,

      All the ladies please give heed,

A grievance I have sought to right,

      Of which is mighty need.

Now ladies think it over please,

      And this proposal meet:

If you will shake the theatre hat,

      You’ll get the trolley seat.

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Undated, but from Nov. 13, 1897

 

 

 


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PRESSINGS.

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THE FROST.

The frost is on the punkin,

      An’ the punkin’s on the vine;

The vine is on the wither,

      An' that’s a winter sign.

The chill is in the city,

      An' the poem’s on the vine;

But I hope the frost won’t settle

      On this little rhyme of mine.

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Undated, but from Dec. 12, 1898

 

 

 


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PRESSINGS.

By  Joe  Cone.

A CHRISTMAS WARNING.

I cannot imagine what Santa will do

      When he comes down the chimney this year;

For the sights he will see, between you and me,

      Will shock the old fellow, I fear.

There are Helen’s red-ribbed, and Dora’s gay pinks,

      And Claribel’s blue polka dots;

And Lillian’s grays, and Marjory’s bays,

      Illumined with spangles and spots.

Now Santa is modest, and Santa is old,

      And has never seen stockings so gay;

So beware, dainty miss what you leave out for “Kris,”

      For he’s apt to be frightened away.

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WANTED.

The yachting suit is out of date,

      The tennis suit the same;

The golfing clothes and cycle hose

      Have lost their hold on fame.

And now the world impatiently

      Awaits some genius cute,

Some master fine who will design

      The auto-mobile suit.

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SAYS JOHN.

Says Johnny Bull to Mrs. John,

      “My ’eart is troubled sore;

Hi’ll lick them blarsted Dutchmen blind,

Haltho’ just now of course Hi find

      They are a bloomin’ Boer!”

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A CHRISTMAS PHILOSOPHER.

Some naughty boys were on the roof,

      A man walked just below;

They dropped a brick upon his foot,

      A hard and crushing blow.

And now he tells his friends ’twas just

      A case of missile-toe.

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Camb’ Press, Dec. 19, 1900





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PRESSINGS.

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They Met To Part.

A Sonnet in Blank Verse.

“I never thought that you and I,

Would part so soon;

When first we met, ah, –happy day!

I clung to you for hours; my teeth

Imbedded in your golden hair!

But soon they took us hence; afar,

Unto a costly chamber, where

They sat us down, and soon we knew

That we had only met to part;

To meet to part, and nothing more;

Alas, alack, and nothing more!”

Such were the words of deep despair,

Which young Alphonso Comb

Addressed to Angelina Brush.

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Undated. Expanded version, ‘At the Parting’, written on Dec. 13, 1904.

 

 

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PRESSINGS.

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A Little Bundle of Fun.

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THE HEADSTRONG BICYCLE GIRL.

She starts, she moves, she seems to feel

That she can scorch on any wheel;

She flies, she swerves, a backward glance –

A home-run in the ambulance.

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Undated.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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PRESSINGS.

    _____      

A Little Home-Made Fun.

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Undated


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PRESSINGS.

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WHERE EXTREMES MEET.

Leall – I don’t see any such looking tramps in the country as the funny papers picture.

Knowall – No, nor anybody else.

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Treddler – Going to buy a wheel this summer?

Pegget – Nope; going to wait till they are cheaper.

Treddler – But you said the same thing as long ago as ’93.

Pegget – Yes, but ain’t I making money every year that I don’t buy one?

 

Undated. 



Some person says “that if you close a saloon so that a man cannot get a drink every time he wants it you take away his freedom.” A man who frequents a saloon has already lost his freedom.

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Undated

 



































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