Chuck
aside the sports uv old,
Marbles,
tops an’ kites grown cold;
Base
ball stan’s no kin’ uv show,
Tennis,
croquet, all mus’ go.
All
them sports we loved the mos’
Now
hev given up the ghos’
Sence
our Safties, trim an’ fleet,
Spin
along on Moodus street.
Chorus
O,
jewhizz! how big we feel
As
we straddle on a wheel;
An’
away we spin again,
Back
an’ forth across the plain.
Strike
a stone, – an’ Holy Moses!
Plough
a furrer with our noses.
Seems
as ‘o’ we would go mad
O’er
this lates’ two-wheel fad.
Maidens
look with env’ous eye
Es
we quickly whisk them by.
“No
more carriage rides,” they say,
Sence
us fellers sent away
Arter
Safties, by the dozen,
Father,
brother, uncle, cousin.
Chorus
O,
jewhizz! don’t we feel big
On
our flyin’ two-wheel gig.
Up
an’ down the road we spin
With
a two-foot stretch of grin
Strike
a stone, – an’ Holy Moses!
Plough
a furrer with our noses.
Safety,
Safety, all day long,
Safety,
Safety is our song.
Beats
the broad or narrow gauge
Uv
this steam or ‘lectric age.
Own
fast hosses if you will,
But
give us our Safeties still.
Lie
or murder, cheat or steal,
Any
way to get a wheel.
Chorus
O,
jewhizz! don’t we feel gran’
Es
we tug on through the san’.
But
we love our safeties yit,
An’
we’re full uv pluck an’ grit.
Tho’
our path ain’t lined with roses,
Still
there’s bloom upon our noses.
Aug.
8, ‘91
Pub.
in Conn.
Valley
Ad.
A safety
bicycle is a type of bicycle that became very popular beginning
in the late 1880s as an alternative to the penny-farthing or ordinary
and is now the most common type of bicycle. Early bicycles of this style were
known as safety bicycles because they were noted for, and marketed as, being
safer than the high wheelers they were replacing. Even though modern
bicycles use a similar design, the term is rarely used today, and may be
considered obsolete.

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