Farm Limericks

There was an old farmer named Horn,

Who got up quite early at morn;

     He labored all day

     On a plaster, they say,

Which he needed to put on his corn.

A cow met a horse one fine day,

And tried to make love right away;

     The cow gave a “moo”,

     And said, I love you,

But the horse he said to her, “neigh neigh!”

Oct. 27, 1912