Monday, February 9, 2015

Rhyme of the Swearing Man




He is a man in our town,
     He is full prone to swear;
‘Tis seldom he will say a word,
     But when he does it’s awful.
You say to him: “Good morning sir,
     I hope you’re feeling well;”
Just like as not he’ll answer thus:
“You, sir, can go to thunder!”

You mention neighbor Brown with praise,
     He’ll raise an awful fuss;
“Ezekiel Brown?” He’ll thunder out,
     “Why he’s a mean old skinflint!”
No matter how you speak to him,
     As gentle as a lamb,
Or in a most commanding tone
     He’ll simply curse and rail.

O, shame that such a man as he
     Should be allowed to dwell
And tell his neighbors good and kind
     That they can go to blazes.
I hope that when he anears his end,
     Where dwells no sin or sham,
And he is face to face with death,
     He will forget to swear so.



Feb. 9, ‘10




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