Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Rocks is Rocks


(Three meteor relics of polar exploration were sold by Mrs. Perry to Mrs. Jessup, for the American Museum, for $50,000 – News)


“It do beat all, said Hiram Hicks,
     “How foolish people be;
How they will pay so much for things,
     Is more than I can see.
Fifty thousand dollars for rocks
     Picked up by Perry, sho!
What is this world a comin’ to,
     I’d really like to know?”

“Now rocks is rocks, an’ I hev got
     Rocks on my farm, I say,
That look as good, an’ jest as big
     As Perry’s any day.
Yit no one wants ‘em; wouldn’t take
     A cartload, handed free;
While Perry gits a barrel full
     Of cash for only three!”



Feb. 4, ‘10




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