Via Wireless

O, wireless is a wondrous thing,   

     Its saving powers are prime;

How oft it saves a human life,

     How much it saves of time!

O, would that it could be applied

     To other things alack!

Would it could save us from tongues

     That rip us up the back.

Would it could save us from the men

     Who chase us with their bills;

Would it could save us from the trusts

     That daily give us chills.

And when we need a bit of help,

     On matters left unpaid,

Would we could send an “S.O.S.”

     And get some wireless aid.

Feb. 7, ‘10