Sunday, May 31, 2015

Fooling The Editors



I cannot sell a line of verse, tho’ why I cannot say. I send out poems every week, but back they come straightway. I send them to the journals all and to the magazines, but back and back they come each day – I don’t know what it means. I’ve sought each cruel editor to learn the reason why, but they’re too busy killing time to furnish a reply. I send them verse historical, and verse in classic strain; I send them ballads dialect but all come back again. They buy my prose in goodly lots, and pay me middling well, but poetry, good poetry, I cannot seem to sell. But I have hit upon a scheme, by which I fool ‘em fine; I now send poems out as prose, and sell them every line.



May 31, 1903


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