Monday, August 3, 2015

Two Literary Catastrophys



There was once a young poet named Beau,
Who wrote sonnets the worst ever sean;
     He made a loud brag
     That he wrote for a mag’ –
‘Twas a girl, not a real magazean.


A novelist said I’ll prepare
A novel who’s plot is most rare;
     The plot grew so thick
     The ink wouldn’t stick,
And so he gave up in despare.



c. Aug. 3, ‘09




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