His Developer

He looked o’er the bottles his wife had bought

     With a feeling of deep disgust;

Then he pulled a half-pint he had on his hip,

And said, “Hie, my dear,” as he took a nip,

     “I’m tryin’ to develop my bust!”

c. April 8, ‘10

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