A “Tee-Hee” Girl

She sat down in the dentist’s chair,

     She tee-heed and she giggled;

And every time the dentist spoke,

     She twisted, laughed and wriggled.

“Oh dear, tee-hee,” she laughed again,

     “Tee-hee, tee-hee”, I wonder

If it will hurt? The dentist looked

     Somewhat akin to thunder.

“Tee-hee, tee-hee, shall I take gas?

     Tee-hee, tee-hee,” she giggled;

And when the dentist sat her down

     She laughed some more and wriggled.

“I never took gas in my life,”

     She tee-heed loud and bolder;

“Tee-hee, O, my, O dear, tee-hee!”

     “You won’t need much,” he told her.

c. Nov. 4, ‘05