When
father searched the attic thro’
He brought us down to show
A
pair of skates he used to use
Some twenty years ago,
He
held them proudly by the straps,
And said with much elate,
“I
guess I’ll go down tew the pond
An’ show ye’ how tew shate.”
So
father put his cowhides on,
And started for the ice;
He
screwed the screws into his heels
And strapped them tight and nice.
“I’ll
show yew youngsters how tew cut
A pig’ in wing thet’s great!”
He
cried, and then he started out
To show us how to skate.
He
made a bold and rapid stroke,
His arms spread parralell,
And
then his feet went in the air
And with an awful yell
He
fell “kerplunk” down on the ice
And cracked it far and wide;
And
bruised himself from head to foot
Until he nearly died.
We
carried him into the house,
And laid him on his bed;
“Please
sen’ fur good ol’ Doctor Brown,”
My father faintly said.
The
doctor came with pills and squills,
And looked both great and wise;
And
said my father’s case was one
Of too much exercise.
Pa
saw a million stars, I guess,
And likewise saw his err;
He
let us put those skates away
Without the least demur.
They
hang up in the attic now,
Abandoned to their fate;
And
nevermore has father tried
To show us how to skate.
Nov.
17, 1901
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