Saturday, February 28, 2015

As To Fishin’



Yew can’t ketch fish where there ain’t no fish
     To ketch, remember that;
An’ yew’ve got to hev some bites besides
     The bite beneath yewr hat.

An' the bait yew use hez got to be
     A bait more solid like
Than the kind yew bring in a flask
     To git a single strike.

An’ the lie yew tell when you git back home
     Hez got to be, I say,
A beeter lie than the ol’ stan’-by:
     “The big ones got away.”



Feb. 28, ‘06



A Wild Hope



I want to be a poet,
     And with the poet’s stand;
Not in the bread line, bless you.
     But in Parnassus’ land.



Feb. 28, 1915



A Gungawamp Tragedy



Hen Hines is goin’ to git divorce,
     An' folks don’t blame him, nuther;
He’s keepin’ house all by himself,
     Jane’s gone back to her mother.

What did she do? She’s done enough –
     I guess you wouldn’t praise her,
She peeled pertaters for a week
     With Hen’s new safety razor.



c. Feb. 28, 1911

Sent to
Judge, Feb. 28, 1911



A King



I was a king – she threw me down,
     And bitter was the sting;
Refused me, she, whom I would crown,
     And I a King!

A maiden poor – she threw me down
     O foolishest of maids!
And I a King of world renown,
     The King of Spades.



February, ‘99

Joker, March, ‘99 

The Mill – Past And Present



                             I.
I see a sleeping village just beneath a towering hill;
Far up the valley I discern a faintly glimmering rill,
Which here and there is reinforced by streams of less renown,
Till through the narrow village comes a river winding down.
I see the houses glisten in the early morning light,
The gray church-spire far-shining, and the schoolhouse opposite;
The stream, the bridge, the spreading pond, which lies so black and still,
And just below in somber gray, the village cotton mill.

                             II.
I hear the rooster crowing as he proudly greets the morn,
Far down the valley faintly floats a farmer’s breakfast horn;
I hear the mill bell tolling with its slowly clanging knell,
Which seems to stir the village from a perfect slumber spell.
I hear the farmer’s daughters as they throw a sweet good bye,
And hasten to the village with a measure firm and spry;
I see their chums who join them all along their grassy way,
All tripping gaily to the mill – the mill of yesterday.

                                                          III
                                      Our mothers were the mill girls,
                                               And they lightly spun and wove;
                                      And our fathers were the farm lads,
                                               Who won them with their love.
                                       And they were married, bless them,
                                               And we are what they brought;
                                      And the hied them to the homesteads
                                               Which their savings up had brought.

                                      And the mill it still kept turning,
                                               But our mothers, bless their hearts,
                                      Couldn’t let us do the spinning,
                                               So we dabbled I the arts.
                                      And they sent us off to college,
                                               And they scrimped for us until
                                      I fear we scorned the people
                                               Who were slaving at the mill.

                                      But the mill it still kept turning,
                                               Tho’ we answered not the bell;
                                      And ‘twas foreign labor summoned,
                                               And they did it just as well.
                                      And the change was slow but certain,
                                               And ‘twas soon no native born
                                      Who wakened at the tolling
                                               Of the bell at early morn.

                                      But the mill it still kept turning,
                                               But we only heard its call
                                      When we passed it in the summer,
                                               And we glanced, but that was all.
                                      And ‘twas dark and stranger faces
                                               Where our mothers spun and wove;
                                      And the years they wrought such changes
                                               Since our fathers won their love!

                             IV.
I see a city spreading out o’er once a barren plain,
A hundred chimneys stretching toward a blue and hazy main;
I see those brick-capped acres, with a hundred looms in line,
Ten thousand spindles flying, of a new and swift design.
I hear the tread of countless feet that hurry in the morn,–
The bells were not so merciless as is the modern horn –
I see the black smoke curling as it fills the morning air,
And hear a thousand whistles in one grand descendant blare.

                             V.
I hear the mighty throbbings of the mills throughout the land,
Wear hordes of men and women through the weary day must stand.
‘Tis the vastest of industries, and among that toiling throng
I send my deepest sympathy, the while I sing my song.
I hear the mighty engines as they make the spindles fly,
Which have usurped the rivers – that in summer time were dry –
I see the moss-grown ruins of the mills long passed away,
And I hold my breath in wonder at the progress of today.
                  


Feb. 28, 1897


Condense



O for a Sunday paper small,
     Just like they used to be;
Without so many pictures gay,
     And so much fillagree.

We cannot find the things we want,
     But things we do espy,
Are apt to be, twixt you and me,
     The thing we should pass by.



Feb. 28, 1904

fil•i•gree (ˈfɪl əˌgri) n., adj., v. -greed, -gree•ing. n. 
1. delicate ornamental work of fine silver, gold, or other metal wires, esp. lacy jewelers'  work of scrolls andarabesques. 
2. anything very delicate or fanciful: a filigree of frost. 
adj. 
3. composed of or resembling filigree. 
v.t. 
4. to adorn with or form into filigree.
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Sketch - 2 27 '07
Back of 'Ol' Pirate Peters'

How Pa Changed His Mind



“Think thrice before you speak,” pa said
     And so I thought I’d do it,
Altho’ of course there might perchance
     Come round a day I’d rue it.

Pa stood out in the field one day,
     A ram ran up behind him,
And so it was my duty of
     The danger to remind him.

“Oh pa,” I said, I think” – he smiled,
     “I think you ought to jump, sir,”
But ere he’d turned around to see
     The ram gave him a bump sir.

Pa picked himself from off the ground,
     And said, his tines(?) rebelling,
“Hereafter, young man, think but once,
     Before you do your telling.”




Feb 28, 1904 

An Old Fashioned Winter




Little drops of water,
     Little flakes of snow,
And  zero  weather,   eight  to  twenty
below with  high  prices for coal,  and
the water pipes frozen up, and when it
thaws  two  feet  of  water in the street
and   four   in   the   cellar  makes   it
the toughest winter
     That even I did know.



Feb. 28, ‘04


Tabloid Novel



“Once upon a time, sir,”
     So my story starts,
“Lived a youth and maiden,
     Who became sweethearts.

“Lots of trouble hit them,
     Villains crossed their track;
Exposure, explanations
     Archibald comes back.

“All forgiven, wedded,
     Villain makes amends;
Happy ever after,”
     So my story ends.



Feb. 28, ‘05


“TROUTY”



The far off hills
     Are bare and brown;
The maddened rills
     Go plunging down.
The ice no more
     Withholds its flow;
The wooded shore
     Is clear of snow.

The angler who
     Resides in town
Now takes his cue
     And hurries down
To where in glee
     The stream boils out –
He thinks that he
     Can sniff a trout.



Feb. 28, ‘05


Dewey’s Way



I cannot tell how many ships
     The Czar has lost to date,
But this we know, the Japs have sunk
     Them at an awful rate.

‘Twas “two” and “four” and “five” and “six”,
     And often “eight” and “ten”;
When lo, a week would pass they’d have
     To sink ‘em all again.

We’re tired of all this sort of thing,
     And all the “War News” shun;
We wish they’d do a Dewey job,
     And have the blame thing done.



Feb. 29, 1904


On The Editor



I want to write some verses on the greenie, grassy spring; every year about this season I just have to have my fling. If I couldn’t write spring poems and I wot you’ll think it queer, I should feel jut out of balance the remainder of the year. But I have herein a secret which I will impart to you: the editor is daffy on spring poems through and through; he won’t tolerate them even given my most exalted pen, and did I but submit them he would send them back again.; so I just resort to cunning, send ‘em in as prose, by jing! And he print them never thinking they are verses on the spring.



Feb. 28, ‘05


Song Of The Microbe



          I.
I’m in the air,
I’m everywhere,

I’m after all of you;
You can’t escape

My little shape,
If I choose to pursue.

I’m in your food,
Both bad and good,

I’m with you both day and night;
I’m in your meat,

And all you eat,
Tho’ I am out of sight.

          II.
I’m in the dust,

I’m in the crust,
I’m in the bucket old;

I’m in the well,
I’m in the dell,

I’m in the sunny world.
I’m here and there,

I’m everywhere,
My grip I never lose;

My little shape
You can’t escape,

I catch whome’er I choose.

          Refrain
Just a little microbe,
     Just a tiny mite;
Just –playing possum,
     Hidden out of sight.
Laying low and waiting,
     As yet unknown to fame;
Just a little microbe,
     I get there just the same.



Feb. 29, 1896

B. Courier, Dec. 12, 1897 

Lent



Don’t think the maiden all forlorn
Is wishing she had ne’er been born;
Don’t think she’s lost her lover true
Because she seems a trifle blue,
     It’s Lent.

Don’t think because you’ve spent your pay
That you can touch me hard today.
O, yes, I got my salary
Last night, but here’s the point you see,
     It’s lent.



Feb. 28, ‘09


Seed Time



Seed catalogs have come again
     To tempt our eager eyes,
A glowing, gorgeous spectacle
     Of back-yard paradise.
Long rows of dahlias down the walks
     And mounds of “four o’clocks”;
Sunflowers by the garden wall,
     A hedge of hollyhocks.

Raspberries, luscious, black and red,
     And vegetables galore;
Gooseberries, currants, corn and beans
     A rich and wondrous store.
Rhubarb close by the garden path,
     Rose bushes all ablaze,
The springtime catalogs present
     In most attractive ways.

B’jones way out in Lonelyburg
     Has catalogs piled high;
And everything he spies within’    
     He surely wants to try.
He plans for fruit and vegetables
     For self and neighbors, too;
And fills his helpmeet’s tired ears
     With what he’s going to do.

It’s fine to have seed catalogs,
     When springtime comes around,
And plan what you are going to do
     On your small patch of ground.
It’s fine to dream of Lonelyburg
     All through the office grind,
And read those brilliant catalogs
     And farm it in your mind.



Feb. 28, ‘09