A
women’s bank for women,
Chicago’s latest fad;
If
matters run real smoothly
We’ll all be very glad.
They’ll
have a woman teller
And she will tell it, too;
The
president a woman,
A really woman crew.
A
woman for the cashier,
A woman for the clerk;
The
janitor a woman,
A maiden-of-all-work.
Directors,
wholly women,
O, what a time there’ll be
At
the directors’ meetings
If they don’t all agree!
Depositors
all women,
We pray some female crank
Won’t
start, some evil morning,
A run upon the bank.
And,
just a hint in closing:
O, burglar keep your hook
Out
of the safe, and leave it
To some fair lady crook!
Oct.
31, 1910
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