Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Bill Doane, Diplomat



“Bill Doane, he was the durndest chap
     That ever drawed his breath, I swore,”
Said uncle Matthew Underwood,
     To us one night in Stokes’ store.
“He warn’t no more like other folks
     Than black’s like White, or chalk’s like cheese;
Why durn my buttons if he warn’t
     Wuss nor an Injun chief to please.”

“Bill Doane he never will agree,
     No matter what the subject is;
An’ when he’s talkin’ pollertics
     They’s only one opinion – his.
Wuz allus mystery to me
     How Roosevelt app’inted him
To that position over ‘crost,
     The pickin’ must been awful slim.”

“Bill Doane he’s got, to my idée,
     A mind too strong to represent
This nation on the other side,
     An’ yit, by jingoes, he jest went!
Man’d orter be more meller like
     To be a diplomat, I swore;
Some mighty cur’ous things take place,”
     Said Matthew, down at Stoke’s store.



Dec. 9, ‘09




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