Modern Oculism

There was a man in our town,

     And he was wondrous wise;

He set a cannon cracker off,

     And blew out both his eyes.

And when he found his eyes were out,

     With all his might and man,

He got a pair of bellowses,

     And blew them in again.

June 30, ‘95

B. Courier,

Oct. 6, ‘95

Oculism - the skilled practice of a practical occupation. http://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/oculism