Will Hubby Come Back?

All roads lead to Reno

     North, South, East and West,

And men who seek vacations

     They like old Reno best.

You visit Aunt Eliza

     And she’s in tears, alack!

She says, “He’s gone to Reno,

     I wonder if he’ll come back?”

O, Reno’s populated

     By sports from every clime;

It looks like they are going

     To have a high old time.

They’re going to bet their dollars

     Upon the white and black;

But O, if they are losers,

     How will they e’re get back?

So Mary Jane is weeping,

     With naught to break the spell;

And Catherine knows Reno,

     Is not the place to dwell.

But all roads lead to Reno,

     And women mourn, alack!

They sit in gloom and wonder

     If hubby will come back.

June 26, ‘10