Da Beeg-Head Men

Da ‘Mericana man he come for shave t’ree time a week;

He want hot towel for hees head, he say it feela seek.

He want one, two, t’ree put on heem, hees heada feel so bad,

He teepa me fi’ cen’ each time, for do it I am glad.

Wat for hees heada feel so bad he well no tella me

Eet feel so vera beeg he say hee’s bookkeep’ no can see,

He lika get beeg head massage dan go for wark agen;

He teepa me fi’ cen’ – I like for shava beeg-head’ men.

I know mouch playnta dago man who come for shave but den

Dey no want beega head massage like ‘Mericana men.

Don’t know w’at mak’ seeck heads so much, must be som’ awfla strain;

Maybe perhaps da Dagomen no got so beega brain.

July 21, ‘09