Friday, October 2, 2015

Internal Improvement



She bought peroxide, took it home,
     And hid it on her closet shelf;
Her husband in the night awoke
     To find a drink to calm himself.

And did it kill him instantly,
     Or place his health all help beyond?
Ah, no! It cleared his skin inside,
     And turned his liver to a blonde.



Oct. 2, ‘09




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