Wednesday, January 21, 2015

A Beef-Eater’s Nightmare

         
They say the cost of living
      Is soaring to the sky;
That by and by the people
      To live will have to die.
The milkmen say the reason
      That milk is higher now
Is – well, to put it plainly,
      They blame it on the cow!

The eggmen say the biddies
      Are loafing on the job;
And so they feel that really
      They’re justified to rob.
The meatmen they are silent,
      Like ev’ry “trusted” crook;
But if they blame the cattle
      They’re going to get the hook!


Jan. 21, ‘10

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