Wooster, Ohio, pigs, being fed brain food by the
agricultural station, in 60 days developed big brains, and instead of wallowing
in the mud, gamboled like lambs. They also stopped grunting and gorging
themselves. - News
Brain
food at last has done the trick and is a big success,
And
through the land of pork and swine comes grunts of happiness;
No
longer will the poor old pig lie round in ignorance,
But
like his brother animals is going to have a chance.
He
may be taught to “point” and “set”, run rabbits to their holes,
He
may be taught to draw explorers to the different poles;
He
may perform upon the wire, or do a vaudeville jig,
And
soon we’ll vie to applaud the educated pig!
Long
years we’ve sought the finny tribe thus to enhance our brains
But
fish are very slow to bite, so anglers all complains;
And
we have not advanced as fast as oft we’ve thought we ought,
Perhaps
because the wary fish objects to being caught.
But
Wooster, O., comes to the front with fodder that will make
A
little brain expand to one that’s going to take the cake.
And
if it does the trick for pigs why won’t it do the same
For
each and every one of us whose brain is halt and lame?
Oct.
13, ‘09
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