Poems On Poets

There was once a girl poet from Chestar,

Who was called somewhat of a jestar;

     She wrote a good joke

     On the poor country foke

Who started right in to arrestar.

There was a young poet from China,

Who came to this land on a lina;

     He started to read

     To a Scotchman a scread,

When the Scotchman backed up and said “dina”.

July 8, 1904