Saturday, December 26, 2015

The New Humorist



They say the great John D.,
     A humorist is he,
A dandy story teller of the very first degree;
     He can cause your sides to split
     With his rapid flow of wit,
The equal of his humor has never yet been writ.

     Say, fellows in the ring,
     We must simply clip his wing,
Ere he drives us out of business and becomes the joker King;
     For as sure as pie has crust,
     He will form a Humor Trust,
And we little funny fellows we will simply have to bust.



Dec. 26, ‘05



                                   

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