Thursday, May 28, 2015

The Tales of Tiny Tillie Tatler #2



     I
Now Tillie Tatler, as you know,
     Had very second sight,
Though oftentimes phrophesies
     Did not come out aright.
Still there is not a bit of doubt
     She saw the things she told,
And once she saw them they were quite
     Too much for her to hold.

                II
If some disaster were to fall
     On dear old Talegeree,
She must needs warn the neighbors all
     So they prepared would be.
For tiny Tillie Tatler thought
     Her duty first of all,
Although she gained the enmity
     Of neighbors great and small.

                 III
One early morn, at half-past nine,
     She left her love abode
Where she had seen a “vision” clear,
     And hurried down the road.
She told the townsmen there would come
     A flood of mighty size
And fill with water all the earth
     Up to the very skies.

                 IV
She told them to start in at once
     And build them all some boats,
And put their families aboard,
     And all their cows and goats.
And so they started in to build
     Odd craft of every size
And every now and then would gaze
     Into the threatening skies.

                 V
The price of lumber went so high
     Some couldn’t build at all;
They had to make as best they could
     A raft quite plain and small
Umbrellas, too, were “all sold out”,
     And rubber coats as well;
In fact in all of Talegree
     There nothing was to sell.

                 VI
One day a little shower came,
     But soon cleared off again,
And weeks have passed in Talegeree
     Without a sign of rain.
They raved at Tillie, but she found
     Protection in her gaol;
And now each man in Talegeree
     Has got a “Boat For Sale”.



May 28, ‘08




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