When Gwendolina Golfs

She’s charming at the opera,

     She’s winning by the sea

To see her sporting on the waves,

     Is joy intense for me.

She’s natty in her yachting suit,

     Surpassing all the rest;

But when fair Gwendolina golfs

     She’s at her very best.

When Gwendolina golfs she gives

     My longing heart a thrill;

More graceful than the antelope

     That bounds o’er dale and hill.

In motor suit or riding suit

     She’s more than fair to see,

But when my Gwendolina golfs,

     She suits me to a tee.

June 21, 1904