To Aguinaldo

Aguinaldo, you’re a brute,

Hard to suit,

Like to shuit,

Pretty cute.

“Aguinaldo, him a giant,

Him defiant,

Him feel big;

Yankee pig,

Dance a jig.”

Aguinaldo, leave your perch,

Go to church,

Or a search,

Will find you in the lurch.

Aguinaldo, take a sneak;

Be meek,

You’ve sprung a leak,

Close your cheek,

Or in a week,

You Filipino freak,

You’ll lose your beak.

Aguinaldo, stop,

Or we’ll drop,

And hop,

And pop,

And mop,

And wallop

The daylights out of you!

Aguinaldo, son of Ham,

Don’t be a clam.

Uncle Sam

D-----,

Is Mad,

He’s sad,

Egad!

Aggie, refrain,

‘Tis vain,

Remember the spain!

Jan. 26, ‘99

Pub. B. Post, Feb. 2, ‘99

Emilio Famy Aguinaldo QSC PLH[c] (22 March 1869[d] – 6 February 1964) is officially recognized as the First President of the Philippines (1899-1901) and led Philippine forces first against Spain in the latter part of thePhilippine Revolution (1896-1897), and then in the Spanish-American War (1898), and finally against the United States during the Philippine-American War (1899-1901). He was captured by American forces in 1901, which brought an end to his presidency.

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