New Correspondence School Wanted

         

Correspondence school is needed

      And it’s needed right away;

One to teach us how to study

      In the ones we have today.

We have schools for shoeing horses,

      Schools for learning how to paint;

Schools for thumping the piano,

      Schools for every known complaint.

Schools for jogging up the memories,

      Schools for writing wondrous ads,

Schools for navigating air-ships,

      Schools for all the arts and fads.

Now we really need another,

      With a lot of simple rules,

How to get an education

      From correspondence schools.

Jan. 21, ‘09