Pearyitis

        

We’ll have the Peary mittens now,

      Will have the Peary hat;

We’ll have the Peary pantaloons,

      And Peary this and that.

We’ll have the Peary underwear,

      The Peary sock and tie;

We’ll have the Peary cigarette,

      We’ll have the Peary pie.

We’ll have the Peary form of speech,

      We’ll have the Peary walk;

We’ll have the Peary picture show,

      We’ll have the Peary talk.

We’ll have the Peary breakfast food,

      The Peary soup and hash;

But one thing Peary we can’t get,

      And that’s the Peary cash!

Jan. 19, ‘10