Saturday, May 16, 2015

Bait, Bait, Bait



If you want to go a-fishin’ where the fish are lyin’ thick,
Way out yonder in the open, or along the shady crick,
You can do no execution no matter what your gait
If you fail to have the proper kind of
                   Bait,
Bait,
Bait!

If perchance you are an heiress living on the avanoo,
An' your daddy is a banker, multimillionaire an’ you
Want to ketch a duke an’ flourish on a tumble-down estate
You can’t do it with(out) the proper kind of
                   Bait,
Bait,
Bait.

If perchance you are a fakir at the noisy county fair,
Or indeed right in the city ‘neath the torch’s lurid glare,
An’ you want to ketch the suckers that forever lie in wait
You kin do it mighty easy with your
                   Bait,
Bait,
Bait

Oh, but if you are a poet with a little gem to sell,
Something choice that you have written when beneath the muse’s spell,
An’ you take it to the office of the man who sits in state,
You can’t fool him for a minute with your
                   Bait,
Bait,
Bait.

May 16, 1913



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