Sunday, June 14, 2015

When Shortcake Time Comes Round



There’s many seasons uv the year that poets sing about,
But I’ve a subject in my mind thet puts the rest to rout;
It ain’t uv roses nur uv June, nur peaches nur uv cream,
Nur uv the happy fishin’ days erlong the hidden stream.
It beats ‘em all I really think, at least it does fur me,
An’ ev’ry time it comes erlong I’m happy ez kin be;
I’m full uv joy an’ sweet content. with appertite perfound,
When red creeps in the berry patch, an’ shortcake time gits round.

Well, now, just pictur’ in yewr mind a kitchen long an’ wide,
A good, ol’ fashion table there, yewr good ol’ mother’s pride,
All crowned with dishes round an’ big, an’ filled with home-made fare,
An’ in the center uv it all a shortcake smilin’ there!
Well, jest imagine sech a scene, the sides all drippin’ o’er
With slushy, juicy, golden cream, an’ berries there galore!
A double decker long an’ thick, the top jes’ slightly browned –
O, I am never hard to find when shortcake time comes round.

O, yew kin hev yewr canvas back, yewr squab an’ rare-bit rare,
Yewr quail on toast, an’ bull-frog legs, an’ high falutin’ fare;
Yewr table dote an’ a-la-cart, an’ Frenchy dishes fine,
But I don’t hev no hankerin’ jes’ now fur that in mine.
No sir, I want some dough mixed up an’ baked the good ol’ way,
Two quarts uv strawb’rys mashed in cream, ez thick ez they will lay;
A knife an’ fork, an’ lots uv room, an’ yew won’t hear no sound
Uv findin’ fault uv any kind when shortcake time comes round.



June 14, 1904


The canvasback (Aythya valisineria) is a species of diving duck, the largest found in North America.

table dote – table d'hôte 1) a meal served to all guests at a stated hour and fixed price
         2) a complete meal of several courses offered at a fixed price



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