Thursday, March 19, 2015

That Man



I wonder if you have ever heard
Of that man who never keeps his word;
That man who drinks and smokes and chews,
And never tells his wife the news.

He’d rather lie ten thousand times
Than honestly earn a hundred dimes;
And rather let his wife split wood
When exercise would do him good.

He never hangs up coat or hat,
Nor wipes his feet upon the mat.
And never closes door or draw –
Worse still, he’ll never close his jaw.

The man that dreads so to perspire
That he makes his wife construct the fire.
Oh yes, we have just such as he
And his kind ne’er will cease to be.

Unless it’s when the women folks
Put on the pants and leave off pokes
And set the men to scrubbin walks
And mind the baby when he squalks.



March 19 or 20, ‘91

Pub. Cam. Press 

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